Sunday, November 18, 2012

Halloween Two: Rob Zombie Boogaloo

Rob Zombie has made a career of loud music about evil women, super beasts,fast cars, and soundbites of old horror movies and the word "Yeah" repeated ad nauseum You know what some knee jerk pentocostal types would refer to as "devil music". The videos he crafted were often assultive in image to the point of cartoonish, which he parlayed into his first movie House of a 1000 Corpses. That movie had a hard time holding a coherent narrative down, which is pretty difficult for a horror picture, but he managed this feat pretty handily. This could signal that he may the most diabolical gifted movie director ever. It could have been victim to a number of things; Too many editors in the bay cutting the scenes together, the bankrolling studio wanting a different picture, or maybe there was just two or three different movies that were shot and then reassembled all together to put into theatres. Whatever the case may be, the movie was not all together that good, unless you were 13 years old, and then it would have been the best thing ever.

He offered up a sequel of sorts, The Devils Rejects, and a funny thing happened. There was somewhat a workable narrative in the picture. Characters were delightfully amoral, disturbing, and outright scuzzy. It was more of an homage to the no budget thrillers of the 70's, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was pretty gutsy from a story standpoint to have a family of murderous cannibals as your protaganists halfway through the story. This is an example when the overall movie trumps it's individual parts. It had plenty wrong with it (the story, some of the acting, and incredibly grating music that Gasper Noe should have used to soundtrack Irreversible) yet the end result was satisfying in the sense that Zombie had moved from video director to movie director. He could put together some interesting sequences and images, and he seemed to have a better grasp on what he could do with something long form.

Then there was the announcement of Halloween which is a picture that should have never been reimagined nor remade. It's pretty sad that there are people out there that think this would be a classic, while the Carpenter version sits idle and the select few who do watch the original, giggle that it's cheap looking and not scary. Zombie's take and obvious affection for Michael Myers doesn't generate 1/3 the palpable tension Carpenter had in the original. It goes out of it's way to try and figure from a psychological standpoint of what makes Michael tick. His affection for all things illiterate redneck bloomed like a magnolia flower in this movie, as did his desire to drag out every kill with the intention of making it as realistic as possible, or as realistic as a 7 foot hulking guy who can hoist and carry a tombstone, take several bullets and continue to walk. It was completely unnecessary.  Once again, there were moments of visual brilliance and there were scenes that worked. Once again, there was some signs of growth behind the camera.

With all this being said, I snuck an early preview of Halloween 2 last Thursday night. I read that Rob wasn't pleased with his first run, and this one would be his definitive take on Michael Myers. He wouldn't be encumbered by the weight of Carpenter's original. I agreed with this statement, and looked forward to seeing this new take, although I am somewhat of a masochist, so I knew the chances of the sequel being better than the original were pretty slim to none.

The results were far more interesting than I was willing to credit it. Is it a great horror movie? No. There are some interesting concepts that he manages into the story, as well as some freaky and bizarre sequences that look as if they sprung from the mind of David Lynch. The surviving characters from the 1st movie are all changed to a degree. Yet, despite the improvement in some areas, he continues to lack in others. Zombie's love affair with rednecks continues unchecked in here, as well as his penchant for some horrible dialogue and his insistence of using Tyler Bates to score his movies. He presses further with some slow sadisitic violence inflicted on characters which actually slow the momentum of the movie. I grew slightly bored sitting there as Michael disposed of random folks just because he moved like mollasses in the middle of winter. The movie is just, well, it's crap, but not crap like the 1st one.

I think Zombie could someday be an actual competent genre director. He has developed a distinct style and look since his first movie. All his pictures seem to float in a limbo that stretches from the late 70's to present day for example. He has some intriguing ideas developing character and mood that pay off sometime. What I hope he can do is keep some compulsions in check on his next project. If he can concentrate on crafting a story that can be satisfying to more than teenage boys, or men who are in a perpetual state of arrested development, instead of editing a series of awesome kewl! moments, he will be better as an director overall. Of course, that's my opinion, I could be wrong.

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